Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 03.29.25 (15 Photos)

I'd Love To See This Version Of Hocus Pocus

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

Subway footlongs aren't always a foot long.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 03.22.25 (17 Photos)

Makin' Those Seams Work Overtime

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 💦

“Greed is good. Sex is easy. Youth is forever.” ― Bret Easton Ellis

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 03.15.25 (14 Photos)

Looks Like A Cover To A Rap Album...

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 💦

“I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever.” ― Crystal Woods

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 03.08.25 (15 Photos)

I Get The Feelin' She Just Said Somethin' Uber Silly

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 💦

“Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.” ― Linus Torvalds

Stamps Of Approval #79 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 03.01.25 (15 Photos)

Those Hips Don't Lie

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

The inventor of the frisbee was turned into a frisbee after he died.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 02.22.25 (17 Photos)

I Bet You Could Cook An Egg On That Tummy

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

Nearly 30,000 rubber ducks were lost at sea in 1992 and are still being discovered today.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 02.08.25 (15 Photos)

Put That Computer Away...I Have A Different Project For You

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from two miles away.

Tell Me Something Dirty #70

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 02.01.25 (15 Photos)

I Think Someone's Empty

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

“Cherophobia” is the word for the irrational fear of being happy.