Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 11.17.25 (14 Photos)

Gettin' Hot Vampire Vibes From This One

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

Water bottle expiration dates are for the bottle, not the water.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 08.25.25 (14 Photos)

Oh...He's Gonna Smell That

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 💦

“It's all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you're not getting any.” ― Charles Bukowski

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 06.01.25 (13 Photos)

Right...A Vase...

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

The African wild dog is the most successful predator in the animal kingdom with a kill rate of 85%.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 03.29.25 (15 Photos)

I'd Love To See This Version Of Hocus Pocus

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

Subway footlongs aren't always a foot long.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 03.08.25 (15 Photos)

I Get The Feelin' She Just Said Somethin' Uber Silly

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 💦

“Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.” ― Linus Torvalds

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 02.08.25 (15 Photos)

Put That Computer Away...I Have A Different Project For You

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from two miles away.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 01.18.25 (16 Photos)

It's Dangerous To Unwrap By A Staircase!

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 💦

“Coldplay songs deliver an amorphous, irrefutable interpretation of how being in love is supposed to feel, and people find themselves wanting that feeling for real. They want men to adore them like Lloyd Dobler would, and they want women to think like Aimee Mann, and they expect all their arguments to sound like Sam Malone and Diane Chambers. They think everything will work out perfectly in the end (just like it did for Helen Fielding's Bridget Jones and Nick Hornby's Rob Fleming), and they don't stop believing because Journey's Steve Perry insists we should never do that.” ― Chuck Klosterman

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 12.21.24 (14 Photos)

Take Your Best Shot, Big Boy

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 11.30.24 (18 Photos)

She Responds Well To Flowers

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

The most requested funeral song in England is by Monty Python.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 11.09.24 (16 Photos)

Yes, I Use The Wrong Stuff All The Time!

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 💦

“During sex, it is very difficult to deceive the other person because that is when each person shows who they really are.” ― Paulo Coelho

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 10.19.24 (17 Photos)

Um...There's No Cord On That Receiver

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

Urea, a chemical that is found in urine, is added to tobacco products to enhance flavor.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 09.28.24 (18 Photos)

I Just Love All Her Roundness

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

The smallest bat in the world weighs less than a dime.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 09.07.24 (16 Photos)

I Can Just Imagine Those Hips Bouncin' To The Openin' Of "Eye Of The Tiger"

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 💦

“Imagination is absolutely critical to the quality of our lives. Our imagination enables us to leave our routine everyday existence by fantasizing about travel, food, sex, falling in love, or having the last word—all the things that make life interesting. Imagination gives us the opportunity to envision new possibilities—it is an essential launchpad for making our hopes come true. It fires our creativity, relieves our boredom, alleviates our pain, enhances our pleasure, and enriches our most intimate relationships.” ― Bessel A. van der Kolk

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 08.17.24 (14 Photos)

Calm, Cool, And Collected

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

A man in India had 116 iron nails removed from his stomach.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 07.27.24 (11 Photos)

The All Singing, All Dancing Crap Of The World

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 💦

“In the twentieth century, nowhere on Earth was sex so vigorously suppressed as in America―and nowhere else was there such a deep interest in it.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 07.06.24 (13 Photos)

I Don't Think She Wants You To Make Her Smile...

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

Men who are feeling stressed out prefer women with curvier figures.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 06.15.24 (14 Photos)

Okay...I'm Into This

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

Beethoven could still hear after going deaf using a process called “bone conduction.”

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 05.25.24 (14 Photos)

She Looks Like She Came Out Of A Paintin', Doesn't She?

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 💦

“Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right.” ― Candace Bushnell

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 05.04.24 (10 Photos)

Please...Just One More Tug

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

The man who founded Atari also started Chuck E. Cheese.

Weekly Secret Sweetheart: 04.13.24 (13 Photos)

Can We Use The Jim Morrison Couch This Time?

💦 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓 💦

The first Star Wars was expected to be a flop.